the annoyed blogger sits at her desk and types angrily, “stop using ‘le’ people, it’s 2014…" she writes. Her text post goes viral shorty after. Soon, it spreads to France. The people there are in shock and disbelief. The French quickly stop all usage of the word "le" and no longer have a determiner word. The country falls into anarchy soon after… World War III has begun
no but that 2nd gif though that face she makes is everything this is someone who took a steadying bracing breath just at the idea of the chopper landing and bringing Burnout Pilot and was is all likelyhood expecting a nightmare hybrid of haymitch abernathy and scott hansen (or LITERALLY scott hansen) some old dude who’s been out of the loop for years probably has a drinking problem and a paunch and a holier-than-thou chip on his shoulder on paper he was a risk-taking hotdog who defied the orders of sacker pentecost screwed up and has been under a rock since then so chances of it beeing ‘gross whiskery white dude has-been with an attitude’ were approx 85% but instead Raleigh Becket gets off the chopper and speaks Japanese his VERY FIRST sentence to her Raleigh Becket looks at her work on GD and nearly starts crying with joy Raleigh Becket hugs Tendo Raleigh Becket politely asks for her opinion and they have a respectful disagreement Raleigh Becket then strips to the waist and strolls his narrow little hips accross her range of vision displaying the full glory of 5 years 4 months of griefy frenzied gym work and she’s like: PAUSE - RE-CALCULATING 'this is a new angle I confess I had not anticipated' 'but I am anticipating now' 'anticipating a whole range of things' 'a variety if you will' *cue patented mako mori tiny smile of appreciation and declaration of ownership* (tags via harrietvane)
GET IT GIRL.
Is that mannequin single?why you no wear clothes like this. multiply your already sexiness by 100 and you have death sexy
I can finally be an apocalyptic princess.
I want all
It’s like clothing porn!
Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!
And also they made this
There’s even a granny!
(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)
and there are
THEY MADE THOR
And there’s also this which made me laugh
this is the coolest shit b.
I find it weird that every time people personify the Seven Deadly Sins, they’ll make six of them portray the doer (someone who IS angry, someone who IS slothful, etc), but then they go to Lust and portray them as object being acted upon (someone OTHER PEOPLE would lust after).
Like honestly it would be more accurate to make them some scruffy white dude with a fedora than a sexy girl with curves.
This speaks to me on a deep level.
Thank you for this
PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.
you’re too young to be heterosexual honey you’re probably just confused
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
guys oh my god
Have you heard of Ban Bossy? It’s the new initiative from Lean In and the Girl Scouts that’s trying to ban “bossy” and similar words that are used to bring down girls that are ambitious, take risks, and speak up. By changing the way we treat girls who lead, hopefully our generation will someday see more women in leadership roles.
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen