Time yet for a hundred indecisions
your fuckin horoscope


Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo


imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it



Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

truer words have never been spoken


i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

I’m laughing so hard I think I just got Ashley into astrology. PERFECT.


hamlet au where everything is exactly the same only ophelia finds a cute girlfriend who treats her right and they grow a garden together and bring each other little bouquets all the time and laertes is completely supportive bc he is so overjoyed to see ophelia finally…


*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*


phantom and raoul overcome their differences to raise gustave in an awkward family comedy